A rabbi and a priest were sitting in front of a church and they each had charity boxes in front of them to collect money.
The church goers that were passing by couldn’t believe the nerve of the rabbi, and purposely threw large sums of money into the priest’s charity box to spite the rabbi.
Finally one of the passer-by had sympathy on the rabbi, and advised him, “Go to a synagogue and collect there, you’ll have more success.”
The Rabbi thanked the passer-by, and then turned to the priest and said, “You hear that, Yankel? He’s telling us how to do business.”
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Sleeping in Church
A husband and wife are in church.
The preacher notices that the husband has fallen asleep and says to the wife, “Wake your husband up!”
The wife answers, “You’re the one who made him fall asleep, you wake him up!”
A Minister Tells a Joke
A preacher, who shall we say was “humor impaired,” attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry.
Among the speakers were many well known and dynamic speakers. One such boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd’s attention, said, “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman that wasn’t my wife!”
The next week, the pastor decided he’d give this humor thing a try, and use that joke in his sermon. As he surely approached the pulpit that sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It suddenly seemed a bit foggy to him.
Getting to the microphone he said loudly, “The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of another woman that was not my wife!”
The congregation inhaled half the air in the room. After standing there for almost 10 seconds in the stunned silence, trying to recall the second half of the joke, the pastor finally blurted out, “…and I can’t remember who she was!“
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